Got a needle in your arm
Layin' in puke on the floor
A bottle in your hand
There's medics poundin' on your door
Can't think, can barely feel
Cold sweat runnin' down your face
Litter all around your room
Smell of death all over the place
Your blood full of poison
Your teeth full of rot
You maybe weigh one hundred pounds
And this is all you've got

Well it just didn't happen like you planned
Tried everything you could do
Life was so hard you couldn't take a stand
It turned out to be a zoo
And so you ran, yes you ran to your only friends
Well they weren't much better than you
And you hid, yes you did, down a hole, in the dark
With the worms, and the slime, and the filth, and the grime

You can't remember when it went bad
It must've been in school
Or was it with your mom and dad
Who treated you cruel
It could've been you had no friends
You didn't even want to try
And when any little thing went wrong
You just wanted to die

Well it just didn't happen like you planned
Tried everything you could do
Life was so hard you couldn't take a stand
It turned out to be a zoo
And so you ran, yes you ran to your only friends
Well they weren't much better than you
And you hid, yes you did, down a hole, in the dark
With the worms, and the slime, and the filth, and the grime

solo

Wasted lying on the floor
Your head found in the crapper
Rats are biting on your toes
You're now the eternal napper
At twenty-eight you've sealed your fate
You won't be missed ... oh well
There'll be a crew to come and clean
Your **** from where you fell

Well you're used and abused
We're all so amused that you're
Used and abused

Well it just didn't happen like you planned
Tried everything you could do
Life was so hard you couldn't take a stand
It turned out to be a zoo
And so you ran, yes you ran to your only friends
Well they weren't much better than you
And you hid, yes you did, down a hole, in the dark
With the worms, and the slime, and the filth, and the grime

Sorry, I had to sing this one too