Right out of the 70's in his big furry hat
Nobody for years has dressed like that
With his platform shoes and his bell bottoms on
And a vest that sparkles like a disco ball

No jive, struttin' in his own little bubble of cool

Gold chains round his neck and a cane for a crutch
Like Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch
Got thick sideburns covering half his face
And an afro that reaches up to outer space

Ain't got no time to mess with you fools
Struttin' around in his own little bubble of cool

Step right back, take this in
Cause you may never see nothing like him again
Dudes like that are a dying breed
Sad but true, just about extinct
In a world of greed and a need for speed
He took it upon himself to secede
Just lookin' good, that's what he do
Struttin' around in a bubble of cool

Ain't got no time to mess with you fools
No jive talkin' attitude
Strutting around in his own little bubble of cool

Bubble of cool, bubble of cool, struttin' around in a bubble of cool

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered at Born of Millennium Nashville, TN