Vain...Vain...(Repeated 4 more times)

cause I'm so vain...

(Chorus)

When it comes to me I rule! I'm just a conceited fool.

I look at it as a perk.  I'm just an egotistical jerk.

I know I look good can't ya tell.  I've got a flamin' ego from Hell.

No one's as good as me.  Next to me, you're number two ya see.

(Verse 1)

I have to check myself whenever there is a mirror.

Damn...I look hot as Hell.  Too bad it's not any clearer.

The guys with the hug muscles, they think they're so hot.

The ladies want whats important and you're short on what you got.

Just come this way girls.  You definitely won't complain.

I know you'll always like it with me (Cause I'm so vain)

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)

My friends can't hang out with me, it might ruin my reputation.

Ya know how it is worrying about all the eyes of the nation.

I got large posters of myself.  They all hang in a shrine.

(During sex) When I call out a name, It always ends up being mine.

I know you want me bad.  I'm as addicting as cocaine.

How do I know this you might ask well it's cause (I'm so vain)

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

No matter where I am going, my style and outfit will never clash.

I spend an hour getting dressed up, even just to take out the trash.

I'm not afriad to admit when God made me he had broke the mold.

Because I think that I am worth more than my own weight in gold.

Most girls don't meet my standards.  I really haven't met one yet.

I love them all though from the blondes to the brunettes.

You ask me what is my problem.  I don't think I need to explain.

I'm sorry you can't handle the truth.  Just being honest.  (Cause I'm so vain)

(Extended Chorus)

When it comes to me I rule! I'm just a conceited fool.

I look at it as a perk.  I'm just an egotistical jerk.

I know I look good can't ya tell.  I've got a flamin' ego from Hell.

No one's as good as me.  Next to me, you're number two ya see.

My head's so big it's about to bust.  I love myself or is it lust?

I'm sorry that I make you cry.  There's no one is as good as I.

(Bridge)

(Verse 4)