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2013-01-11
By: ErikJurado
Posted in: B A D A S S

load up on guns and kill your friends, it's fun to lose and pretend, be over-bored and self-assured, oh no, i know a dirty word... hello, hello, hello, how low...  -Kurt Cobain <h1>GOD, GUNS, AND GOVERNMENT</h1> My daughter and her boyfriend have been posting 2nd amendment issues on Facebook for a few weeks now, and she just asked me if I believe in the 2nd amendment.  I don't participate with the 2nd amendment.  Let me explain:THE FIRST ISSUE I HAVE BEFORE thinking too deeply about the 2nd amendment is that I don’t buy into the whole, “Obama administration is coming for your guns” bull shit that the NRA and other such special interest groups put out there as a preemptive strike, due to the fact that mass shootings were happening at an increasing rate.  I don’t believe that Obama is like Stalin, or Hitler - but I do believe that he is a typical politician who has been bought and sold by the banking industry.  This belief is based on actual actions that have taken place, not preemptive acounts on how things will happen.  These conspiracies are boring and they turn people into rednecks - who, by the way, already hate the fact that Obama won a 2nd term. I am not into the idea of a massive plot, which even includes stories such as: Obama allows mass shootings so citizens will start demanding gun control, and then he will come in, looking like a hero, as he confiscates everyone’s weapons.   THEN, he starts his ultimate goal of genocide on the people.  I am not making this up, people actually believe this.  If you don’t believe, here’s a typical redneck link, I’ll wait for you to check it out - read the comments too, feel his wrath at those who disagree: Gun Control is Genocide - documentary by Mike Adams.; See what I mean?  So, what I am saying is that these people are not people that I would even want to associate with.  They are not right in the head.  Conspiracy theories are one thing, violence is a separate issue. THE SECOND ISSUE I HAVE BEFORE thinking too deeply about the 2nd amendment is that I think violence is boring too.  Another group of individuals that I want nothing to do with.  And when you add the topic of guns to the violence part, It's as moronic as listening to people talking about smashing each others faces in:.  Imagine... “and if subject A walked in and was gonna smash your face in then subject B should be allowed to smash his face in. He should also be allowed to smash it in with any face smasher available, including the new powerful ultimate face smasher 5000 with titanium masher that allows you to mash the face of 42 people in less than a minute, which I need just in case the government has any ideas of taking my face smasher away. This is what the founders of this country wanted and I know they'd approve because I have a 3rd grade understanding about what the founder's struggles actually entailed, I have the god given right to smash someone just for thinking about curbing my use of it. I love the face smasher and it loves me. I love going to face smasher sites and pound my chest along with other supporters of the face smasher. Hopefully they have clever one-liners that rhyme or that make anti-face-smashers look stupid, then I can share them on my Facebook page so others will know my position on face smashing and it will show everyone how dedicated I am to this country and the smashing of faces. You can have my face smasher when you pry my dead cold face off of your face smasher. I hate anti-face smashers. They are stupid. “... does this sound ridiculous to you?  That's how I hear the whole argument about guns.  I don't care how many guns and bullets you need to feel secure living on this planet, your security means shit to me and your fear of being oppressed is a moronic comedy to me. Go ahead and buy whatever weapons and protection you think you need to prove how badass you are, from here it looks like fear and paranoia. Try facing the world like a real man - unarmed and fearless. SO, TO ANSWER MY DAUGHTER’S QUESTION...I am against the 2nd amendment with as much energy as I am for the 2nd amendment.  You have a right to load up on guns right now, go ahead.  I’d prefer thinking about something else - which I will immediately do after I post this... BELIEVE ME!  All I can say to anyone that entertains the idea about owning guns and ammo, I hope you shoot yourself in the face before you shoot up any innocent bystanders, but I have no say in that either.  There are far too many other problems I have to deal with, I don’t have time to investigate every possible “morons gone wild” scenario.  I guess I’ll watch it when it makes the news.  But now, I’m gonna go hunt me down an ice cream cone with my bare hands here in South Los Angeles - if I don't make it back alive, I’ll see you on the other side. CATCH YA LATER!Sincerely,ErikIf I fucked up any spelling, grammar or included any incomplete thoughts - shoot me!   HAHAHA!

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