Lemmy he don't really walk on water
But he just might sleep with your daughter
And gonna save your soul
He might save rock n' roll

He came to earth on a motorcycle
And when he did he chose he disciples
Then they went to rehearsal
Philthy Phil and Wurzel

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever he'd do, he'd do it better than you

Lemmy will save us from terrorist attacks
With just a pipe and a shot of Jack
He don't use no nukes
He wears his Daisy Dukes

And Lemmy he might never make it to heaven
He's got a Marshall amp that goes to 11
Try nailing him to a cross
And he'll tell you to get lost

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever it is, he'll do it better than you

But Lemmy's he's a good man
He'll give you the shirt off his back
He can make the starving a feast
From a burger and a shot of Jack
And when he speaks wisdom comes
That is so true so amazing
It frees your soul though you'd admit
You've no freakin' clue what he's sayin'

Lemmy wasn't born in 4 BC
It was a few years later you see
And now he's living in sin
With Mary Magdalene

And there was no immaculate conception
He's probably on his 3rd resurrection
He's coming back from the dead
To tour with Motorhead

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever it is he'd do it better than you.

A tribute to Lemmy, in loving memory!