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Steven Wright


By WhereWolf, 2018-02-13

The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Don't waste your time trying to provide people with proof of deceit, in order to keep their love, win their love or salvage their respect for you. The truth is this: If they care they will go out of their way to learn the truth. If they don't then they really don't value you as a human being. The moment you have to sell people on who you are is the moment you let yourself believe that every good thing you have ever done or accomplished was invisible to the world. And, it is not!

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"The Girl Next Door.."


By WhereWolf, 2011-07-12

<p><span style="font-size: medium; color: #ff0000;">Yup.....I can tell the Full Moon is approaching... :)))&nbsp; Time to do some shakin'.... livin' things up...!! AwwwwwwwwwwwwwOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!&nbsp;&nbsp; The D/L&nbsp; is free....however for $29.95....(cash only..IRS issues)&nbsp; I will reveal...my collab partner ..in this ....um... "Special track".....(WINK) !!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium; color: #ff0000;">HOT FUN in the SUMMERTIME !!!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium; color: #ff0000;"><a href=&quot;http://www.mixposure.com/index.php?t=mixposure_song_player&amp;song_id=25054&amp;band_id=816">http://www.mixposure.com/index.php?t=mixposure_song_player&amp;song_id=25054&amp;band_id=816</a></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium; color: #ff0000;">Be well MIXERS ..... All the best,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium; color: #ff0000;">Wolf......</span></p>

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MUSIC.....!!


By WhereWolf, 2010-07-21
MUSIC.....!!

<p><strong><em><span style="font-size: medium; color: #3366ff; font-family: arial black,avant garde;">Does a mood ,create music...? Or is it..... the music,that creates the mood....&nbsp; hmmmmm...?</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: medium; color: #3366ff; font-family: arial black,avant garde;">Have there been times......when a song....takes on a life of its own...?</span></em></strong></p>

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