The Distance

Saturated

Saturated born in California on beach.  Saturated has been performing in bands since he could remember. Although convinced he should be diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic after insisting drunk clowns were chasing him in a cement truck for years he now believes it was all a bad dream.

 Shortly after Satutated was promptly arrested after an incident with whiskey and baseball bats Although he was cleared of all charges he wrote a song about it and it won him instant fame in the rock genre.

 He can sometimes be seen pretending to be Edward Scissorhands on days off. Saturated has recently built a mini brewery in California where it is rumored he accidently poisoned himself with a bad batch he is still trying to make the perfect beer.

 Hobbies: Defending Azeroth from evil, deep sea fishing with hazelnut coffee and a barf bag, avoiding palm tree throngs

Dazed

 Dazed - Born in Minnesota and thawed out around 2000. He was raised in a Musical family but was barred from family Christmas parties after throwing snowballs at his relatives for singing holiday songs off key.

Dazed discovered he could write songs after his pet goldfish died. This lead him to write fan favorite songs, "The Toilet Swirl of Life" and "A Flush Beats A Straight Burial".

 Hobbies:  Under contruction

Wildcherry

 Wildcherry born overseas and woke up one morning to find herself living in the hottest place on the planet. She hooked up with dazed who convinced her 120 in the shade is much cooler.  Wildcherry finally rose from obscurity when found a home at Mixposure as a professional scapegoat and idiot savant. Sometimes said to be "the luckiest girl to ever pretend to play an instrument", Wildcherry can often be heard striking sour notes and blowing cues during practice sessions.

The band discovered her bass playing after when due to years of living in 150 degree heat and inhaling Coppertone, She suffered a minor heat stroke and after watching crossroads she was convinced she could take on the devil.  Nobody had the heart to tell her Steve Vai was not playing a bass.

Recently wildcherry has recovered and acclimated to the Texas heat. She says she's beat the devil, talks to geckos and believes she is living somewhere in the artic.

Hobbies: Extreme night time Frisbee in buffalo pens and partying with geckos, scuba diving in 5 feet of water

Guest dummer

BuddRumming
Born in the back hills of Tennessee to his uncle's sister and sold on the black market for a pair of shoes, Bud was smuggled north to Canada, Nanaimo, British Columbia soon after. When at the age of 15 he was assessed by his high school marching band as "musically challenged" he decided to become a drummer.

He was purchased by Wild Saturdazed on Mixposure as a Drummer in a box for 3 easy payments of $99 where from he was ejected on numerous occasions for smiling and having a healthy complexion. When voted "most underpaid rock-star of 1999" by "TEEN MAGAZINE" he was quoted as saying "just wanna play those drums."
More to come..............